Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."

A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.

I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.

I've got a Rush song stuck in my head. This time, I don't get to choose Freewill.

What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.