Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that thing?"

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.

A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"

What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.