What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.

I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"

"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.

I've got a Rush song stuck in my head. This time, I don't get to choose Freewill.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.