Today's website of the fortnight is The Association for Computational Heresy. Its flagship conference, SIGBOVIK, is a yearly conference celebrating the inestimable research work of Harry Q. Bovik. Since his research has been so variegated, the conference is traditionally a forum for discussion on many subjects, including: Inept Expert Systems, Deep Space Navigation, Science, Perplexity Theory, Thaughmaturgic Circle, Self-Adjusting Computation, Denotational Semantics of Pidgin and Creole, Psychophysical Evaluation, Mixed Procurement, k-Armed Bandits, Protein-Protein Interaction Decoys, Natural Intelligence, Artificial Stupidity, Elbow Macaroni, Rasterized Love Triangles, Synergistic Hyperparadigmatism, Computational Archaeolinguistics, Modal Types for Mobile Code, Operational Semantics of Chevy Tahoes, Hyper Driven Devices, and any other topic approved by the conference organizers.