What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.

What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.

I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.

A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that thing?"