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Jokes (List)

What do you call a poorly planned and poorly executed website?

MasonMacKinnon.Com.


What do you call the Christmas film industry?

Jollywood.


A man walks into a bar.

He says, "Ouch!"


What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

The letter E.


Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.


What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it?

An envelope.


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that thing?"


Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.


Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his orders.


"Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

"Yes we arson."


I poured root beer into a square glass.

Now I just have beer.


How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

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